Following last week's events, everyone in Westeros seems to get horny. Littlefinger gets horny for Sansa, Jamie gets inappropriately horny for Cersei, Sam refuses to get horny for Gilley, Tywin interrupts Oberyn's horniness and I'm pretty sure Daenerys gets horny when Daario kills that soldier. Around all the sexual tension is a solid, albeit sometimes weird, episode that escalates the conflicts that are unfolding. While Tyrion awaits trial, the Wildlings attack and Jon forms a counter strategy. Meanwhile, Daenerys makes the first move in her war against another slave city. There's a lot happening, I can't believe its only episode 3 of this season.
Rating: 8.5
Notes:
- First image is Joffrey's grim, morbid looking dead face, one more time.
- Littlefinger in creeper mode with Sansa. I guess after Catelyn rejected him a long time ago, he wants to go after her daughter? #creeper
- Speaking of creepy, those fake eyes on Joffrey's dead body.
- Tommen seems like a much better person than Joffrey. Supposedly in the books, he has three pet cats he named himself: Ser Pounce, Boots and Lady Whiskers.
- "Your brother was not a wise king. Your brother was not a good king. If he had been, perhaps he'll still be alive." Tywin straight to business after Joffrey's death.
- Jaime rapes Cersei in front of their dead child's corpse after talk about murdering their brother. The hell?
- The Hound and Arya have terrible table manners.
- Sam's girl thinks the term "wildling" is sexy and dangerous.
- Ser Davos is hooked on phonics.
- Could Sam have taken Gilley to a shadier place, geez.
- "When it comes to love, I dont choose sides." -Oberyn.
- Podrick sneaks in contraband (food, attempted wine) for Tyrion, like a true homie. Farewell, there has never lived a more loyal squire.
- The wildling raid was brutal. "I'm going to eat your dead mama".
- Daario, the badass. The whole conversation that led to him being expedanble was pretty funny.
- Daenerys, breaker of chains.
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