Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 10: "The Children" (Spoilers included)

Game of Thrones ends its best season yet with one of it's strongest episodes.  As a conclusion to the past two seasons; the episode is both epic and fitting.  Firstly, Arya and the Hound resolves with the Hound dying; as we've always expected would happen.  He dies a sad, broken man and Arya shows coldness and mercilessness by not granting his wish to be executed.  Secondly and more importantly, the father and son relationship of Tywin and Tyrion ends with Tyrion murdering Tywin.  This has been building since the introduction of Tywin's character. All the way back to Season 1 when Tywin was introduced; Tyrion told Shae a story about how Tywin hired a prostitute to trick him and he fell for it.  This episode ends with the final resolution to that story; after Tyrion strangles Shae when he finds her in Tywin's bed.  A tremendous moment for Tyrion, the Lannister family and the world of Westeros.

Season 4 has been great, so great I have a hard time believing that 10 episodes have gone by.  A lot happened this year; which is crazy to think about how it only covers half of a book.  Starting with Joffrey's wedding in episode 2, every episode has had a major plot development or driving action.   This finale is no exception.  "The Children" leaves us wanting more Game of Thrones than any other of the season finales to date.

Grade: 9.5

Notes:

- At 66 minutes, the longest Game of Thrones episode to date.

- We start off with Jon Snow walking like a badass.  Then toasting with Mance, like badasses.

- Out of the mist, Stannis and Davos whaaaaaa.

- Everyone get ready for a Frankenstein's monster version of the Mountain.

- Rebelling against her father gets Cersei horny for her brother.

- What kind of braid is Daenerys wearing? It looks cool.

- Daenerys needs to go see How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2.

- Ygritte, bringing new meaning to the term "fiery redhead".

- NOOooooo Jojen.

- "You can shit later there's people coming".

- Brienne vs the Hound, didn't want any of them to die.  Brutal fight.

- Jamie and Tyrion's bro hug.  The feels.

- Wrong time for Shae to be in Tywin's bed.  He really did love her.

- Tywin dies unceremoniously on the toilet, at Tyrion's hands.  Happy Father's day Tywin.

- Vary hears the bells and proceeds to get the f*** out of there.

- Arya sails into Season 5.

Editor's note:  Another year has gone by.  Thanks to everyone who read these reviews an/or discussed the show with me.  Even those who complained to me about my review being a day late (in 2 instances this year) haha =P.  Watching Game of Thrones with you all has made it a much funner, more enriching experience <3  Bring on Season 5!

Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 9: "The Watchers on the Wall" (Spoilers included)

Better late than never right?  Had a long drive from SoCal last night and I felt like I couldn't do this episode justice half asleep (I knocked out in front of my computer after a nice relaxing shower without realizing it).  Anyway, enough with the excuses, on with the show!

So this episode feels almost like a Game of Thrones movie; where the main characters are Jon Snow and Sam.  I like that it focuses solely on one story; its a nice change of pace for the show (especially after the savagery and bleakness of last week's episode; I'm not too excited to go back to King's Landing).  It reminds me of Season 2's Blackwater (one of my favorite GoT episodes) as well as The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, as weird as that sounds.  As an action oriented episode; it delivers.  We finally get to see some of the Knight's Watch face off against the Wildlings, giants included.  My only complaint is that I never felt like Jon or Sam's lives were at risk.  Instead, we get to know some minor characters for a brief second before they are killed off.  The emotional highlight was definitely Ygritte's death.  Her hesitation to kill Jon is what basically killed her.  Aww.  I will miss her <3

Grade: 9.0

• We open to Jon Snow and Sam having a bro moment.
• Sam asks Jon how big Ygritte's feet are.
• Ygritte, the fiery redhead. Rawrr.
• Sam finally kisses Gilley :D
• Giants! Riding mammoths!
• Even though I don't like Alliser Thorne; he is a pretty brave and skilled warrior.
• Jon Snow springs into action like a badass and/or Link from Zelda.
• Go wolf!
• It's hammer time!
• Jon still smiles when he sees Ygritte.
• NNOOOOOOOOOOO YGRITTE WHYYYYY NOOOO
• That scythe though.
• Jon Snow is the Jason Bourne/Ethan Hunt/Solid Snake of Westeros.

Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 8: "The Mountain and the Viper" (Spoilers included)

After two weeks of waiting, episode 8 is finally here. More importantly, the Red Viper vs. the Mountain is finally here.  This is the most Game of Thrones has ever emphasized a 1 vs. 1 battle, the culmination of events that started in episode 2 of this season.  Does it live up to expectations?  Honestly, I don't know.  I'm pretty disturbed.  I don' t know how to rate this episode.  I will try though.

So what happened before the battle?  The wildlings continue their violent raids; but luckily Ygritte is the one that comes upon Gilley.  Ramsay and Roose share a Lion King moment.  Grey Worm and Missandei realize they have the hots for each other; and sadly it's revealed that Jorah was once spying for Varys.  Sansa and Littlefinger cover their stories and reveal their motivations.  All of this stuff was pretty solid but nothing spectacular.  Then the battle happens and it would've been pretty awesome if Oberyn won; but he didn't.  His death is brutal; made worse by the man who killed and raped his sister.  If I was biased; I would give the episode a 1.0 for the letdown of the battle and the fact that we won't see Oberyn anymore.  However, the episode was successful in advancing some plot points and gave us a shocker of an ending.

Grade: 8.5

• Episodes starts off with the confirmation that Sam left Gilley in the most dangerous and sleazy town possible.
• "I should never have left her there" -Sam. Duhhh.
• Grey Word checking out translator chick, do you blame him..
• Daenerys and Missandei have both wondered about the Unsullied's junk.
• "I'm glad you saw me." "So am I". Their flirting is so classy.
• The ever-increasing craziness of Theon/Reek and Ramsay.
• That jump cut of the guy who thought he was going to live, then what they did to him after, that's some cold stuff Theon.
• Littlefinger looks horny during Sansa's fake confession.
• About time someone mentioned the awkward breastfeeding; its Lhya's legacy.
• Jorah was originally spying on Daenerys for Varys, whaaaa.
• So Ramsay's having the best day ever.
• "You're not a child any longer".  Littlefinger getting his creep on.
• Jamie cant think of a name for when he killed his cousin.  I suggest cousincide.
• Oberyn: "Size does not matter when you're flat on your back".  Tyrion: "Thank the Gods.."
• Tywin cut Aemon's speech short.
• I watched the last 10 minutes in nervousness, for the worst to happen.
• Oberyn's death was nasty and graphic, made worse by the fact that he was an awesome character.
• I feel sick again, that Game of Thrones feeling that I hadn't had since the Red Wedding.